![]() 05/01/2014 at 05:10 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Riding my elephant to work. When suddenly a tiger attacks me. So I throw sticks at it.
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You need a bigger elephant.
![]() 05/01/2014 at 06:32 |
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LIFE COMES AT YOU FAST. FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE'S ALLSTATE.
![]() 05/01/2014 at 08:00 |
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Get a car not a elephant.
![]() 05/01/2014 at 08:03 |
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WhyNotBoth.jpg
![]() 05/01/2014 at 08:42 |
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That's Allstate Stan!
![]() 05/01/2014 at 09:33 |
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Is that suppose to be only an Indian problem? ....I'm thinking I'm doing this wrong then!
![]() 05/01/2014 at 17:37 |
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Indian elephants aren't as big as African ones. You can make the rest of the innuendos.
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It might also be an African one, just replace tiger with lion.
![]() 05/01/2014 at 17:38 |
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Yeah, but elephants have all the torque.